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> NAME: Scott Black
> TITLE: Writer / Comedian / Digital Ogre
> LOCATION: Brisbane, Australia (Recovering Yankee 20+ years)
> STATUS: Currently available for collaborations
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> EMAIL: contact@mrscottblack.com
> THREADS/INSTAGRAM: @thescottblack
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You know what a writer is (I hope).
You know what a comedian is (I have faith in you).
But what is a digital ogre? A digital ogre is an original term for all the other antics that Mr Scott Black gets up to in life. Podcasts, social media, digital marketing, digital branding, and digital media. Ogres are those fantastically fun and aggressive characters from fairy tales. Mr Scott Black is only creatively aggressive, and his originality gives your project the edge. He’s about the same as a fairy tale ogre in the looks department. Sadly.
As a writer, Mr Scott Black has written for film, television, theatre, and standup comedy as well as novels and articles. He is looking to publish his own novel this year after years of ghostwriting for others.
The comedian side can be heard on radio and seen online after years of performing on television, stand up stage, and theatre. One could say that the comedian side was also his twenty plus year professional wrestling career, but he was actually trying his hardest.
If you have a project, or just want a digital chat-and-hang, send an email.
> Feature Film Samples
__________A Demon's Long Weekend (HORROR/COMEDY) ======> PDF Download
__________Groomnappers (COMEDY) ======> PDF Download
__________Tommy Machismo (COMEDY/DRAMA) ======> PDF Download
Tags: #Features #Films #AvailableOnTubi
> Short Film Samples
__________Child Sized Portions (THRILLER) ======> PDF Download
__________The Caller (DRAMA) ======> PDF Download
__________Wreckless(CRIME) ======> PDF Download
__________Yum(HORROR) ======> PDF Download
Tags: #Shorts #ShortFilms
> Series Samples
__________Write It Down (COMEDY/DRAMA) ======> PDF Download
__________What Just Happened (COMEDY) ======> PDF Download
__________Kid Cop (KID SHOW) ======> PDF Download
__________Dead Need Not Apply (SCI-FI/WESTERN) ======> PDF Download
Tags: #Television #WebSeries #Streaming
> Sketch Samples
__________Funny Weather ======> PDF Download
__________Relatable Girlfriend ======> PDF Download
__________Sleep ======> PDF Download
__________Weightloss ======> PDF Download
Tags: #Comedy #Sketch #Funny
> Thought: Missing Video Stores [TODAY]
Listen, I know we live in the future now. I can summon any movie I want from the cloud like some kind of entertainment wizard. But deep down? I miss video stores. Why? Because nothing makes you cherish a movie more than having to battle fluorescent lighting and a wall of Ernest Goes to Camp sequels just to find it.
Back then, you didn’t have “infinite scroll.” You had 90 minutes before the store closed and only five copies of The Matrix—and they were all rented. That, my friends, was character building.
Today’s streaming platforms give you everything—and somehow nothing. I spend 45 minutes browsing Netflix just to rewatch The Office for the 700th time. You know what video stores gave me? Boundaries. A limited, beautifully random selection curated by an underpaid teenager named Josh who smoked menthols behind the dumpster. Josh didn’t care about algorithms. Josh cared about vibes.
Sometimes I want a movie night with a little danger. Will I end up with a romantic comedy, a horror film, or accidentally rent Paul Blart: Mall Cop again because the cover looked ironically funny? That’s the thrill I crave.
Bring back the aisles. Bring back the “Please Be Kind, Rewind” stickers. Bring back the weird guy in the back recommending Donnie Darko like it’s a life philosophy. I want fewer options and more joy. I want to get stuck with Beethoven's 2nd and somehow love it.
Streaming is easy. But video stores?
Video stores were an adventure.
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